Alpacas? That’s what James suggests in a response to Tuesday’s musings on what to do with the front yard of the new abode. Others wanted to know if the yard had its own zip code.

I understand, though, how James got caught in the mailing list for life web of alpacas. At The Alpaca Advantage, they ask for your email every third paragraph. Other web sides devoted to the Peruvian version of goats are even more demanding. Heeding James’ advice, I left without signing up for anything.