Psssst! Got a secret for you. Don’t tell anyone. We don’t want the whole world to know.
The secret? It’s almost impossible to get a parking ticket in the town of Floyd, Virginia.
Yeah, we know. There are signs on Main and Locust Sreets limiting parking to two hours. But what happens if you park all day?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Enforcement of Floyd’s parking ordinances falls under the jurisdiction of the Town Constable.
The what?
Town Constable. Only problem is, Floyd hasn’t had a Town Constable for a long, long time.

