OK, so it's a holiday. July 5th. Monday. But wasn't July 4th the Holiday? That was yesterday. Today is the 5th but the banks are closed, the mailman ain't coming and the streets are quiet. Maybe it is a holiday. But I'm working, so maybe it's not. But nobody's walking in the door so they must think it's one. What the hell. Time to close up and go to a movie.