Lots of theories coming in over the electronic transom regarding my broken left foot. Too many people with time on their hands offering too many theories. Seems some don’t buy the story that I stepped into a hole at FloydFest and suffered two stress fractures on the top of the foot (but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it).

Among the theories:

A Park Ranger stomped on it during FloydFest;

Erika and/or Kris from FloydFest stomped on it;

Lame-duck Commonwealth’s Attorney Gordon Hannett stomped on it;

Amy stomped on it;

I was suffering from my usual foot-in-mouth disease and bit down too hard (my personal favorite).

Follow up Wednesday with the docs.