A ton of email flowing in over the electronic transom, most containing recycled Jeff Foxworthy "you might be a redneck" jokes.

The earlier post about the woman who wanted to know if we had many "hicks" in Floyd County sparked this influx of redneck humor.

Our favories so far…

If you go to family reunions to meet girls…you might be a redneck…

If your daddy walks you to school because you’re both in the same grade…you might be a redneck.

If you get Christmas presents made out of shotgun shells…you might be a redneck.

If you cut the grass in your front yard and find more than one car…you might be a redneck.

If you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy…you might be a redneck.

If you’ve ever been too drunk to fish…you might be a redneck.

If you’ve ever financed a tattoo…you might be a redneck.

Next week: Who know? Maybe hippie jokes.

 

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