Saw one of those police chases that television news stations out west like to pass off as news the other day. It ended when the drive crashed the car and ran from the tops.

But that isn’t what the talking heads on the tube said.

There wasn’t a car chase. No. The cops were ivolved in a “police activity.:

And the car didn’t crash. It was “involved in an incident.”   The drive didn’t run from the cops.  He “exited the vehicle? and – one caught — he was not caught or captured. Nope. The police “apprehended” him where they are not “investigating the possibility of multiple violatons of the municipal code.”

Good grief. Whatever happened to English?